Donald Trump Funny Quotes
Trump has said some pretty outrageous things since he became president. Here are some of the funniest and most outrageous ones.
Crazy things that Donald Trump said while he was president
1. “I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose voters.”
2. “I know more about ISIS than the generals do. Believe me.”
3. “I could care less about the political correctness.”
4. “You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.”
5. “The beauty of me is that I’m very rich.”
6. “I think Vladimir Putin is a very strong leader who takes care of his country.”
7. “If Hillary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?”
8. “I’m like a smart person. I don’t have to be told the same thing in the same words every single day for the next eight years.”
9. “The wall just got 10 feet higher.”
10. “And I’m also very much of a germaphobe, by the way, believe me.”
11. “What do you have to lose? It’s going to be tremendous. We’re going to have jobs, we’re going to bring back the wealth, we’re going to take care of our military, we’re going to take care of our vets. We’re going to start winning again.”
12. “I’m not a schmoozer. I’m a fighter.”
13. “These are stupid people. These are very, very stupid people.”
14. “The United States has become a dumping ground for everybody else’s problems.”
15. “You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever.”
16. ” Ted Cruz is a total liar. He’s lied about Ben Carson when he said Carson was dropping out of the race.”
17. “I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall.”
18. “The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.”
19. “It’s freezing and snowing in New York – we need global warming!”
20. “What a crowd, what a turnout.”
Best Jokes and Quotes that Donald Trump made about other presidents
1. “I was going to say something extremely rough to President Obama, but I refrained.”
2. “[Barack Obama] is the founder of ISIS. He is the founder of ISIS, OK? He’s the founder. He founded ISIS. And I would say the co-founder would be crooked Hillary Clinton.”
3. “I watched Hillary Clinton tonight. … And she lied again like she’s been lying for the last 15 years. She’s a liar.”
4. “I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I’m more honest and my women are more beautiful.”
5. “I have evidence that Barack Obama was born in Kenya. I have a birth certificate.”
6. “An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Barack Obama’s birth certificate is a fraud.”
